Po' Smedley's Life And Brain Drippings
O' A Thumpin' We Will Go
Published on January 28, 2006 By PoSmedley In New Releases
January 26, 2006...Troll Thumping Day came to WC!

Two years later, it's going strong with more Thumpers than a Troll could count with all his toes.

For those asking what Troll Thumping Day is...here is a brief history.
"TROLL THUMPING

Troll Thumping on the internet is quite easy and has become
quite popular, since most Troll’s have taken to hiding out on the world wide web. However, they still have the means to dwell within stumps that they create
from stray bites of deleted info. (This is where your torch will come in handy,
so that you can ‘smoke’ them out’.)

The object of Troll Thumping is not to ‘kill’ or ‘harm’ the Troll, but to just let him know you are aware of their presence. Truth be known, Troll’s rather enjoy being thumped and some have been known to hang large red flags above their stumps, making it easier for you to find them.

The history of Troll Thumping goes back hundreds of years to the Wicklow Mountains of Ireland. It was one of the greatest fires the mountain had ever seen and turned thousands of tree’s into burned out, hollow stumps. Everyone
knows how much Troll’s like the smell of burnt wood (Another reason they
look forward to Troll Thumping Day..as Troll’s are deathly afraid of fire, so they rely on US to give their stumps that ‘new burnt-stump’ smell) so the burnt out stumps became quickly occupied. It didn’t take long before the
Wicklow Mountains were over run with Troll’s, for, as we all know, Troll’s will
only multiply as the stump availability will allow. You better believe that the Troll’s got ‘jiggy’ with it after the fire left some 15,000 stumps in it’s wake.

It was discovered, quite accidentally, that a good ‘thump’ to the noggin would render a male Troll impotent for up to one year. So, the people of Wicklow would gather once a year to go Troll Thumping in order to keep the population down. Why not just ‘kill’ all the Troll’s? Because, as you well know, Troll dung is the best fertilizer there is for a variety of crops, but especially Wild Wicklow Roses.

Today, the wild Troll population is well controlled and protected, and Troll Thumping Day has become more about tradition than anything else. Since many folk cannot get to Wicklow or don’t know where any wild Troll’s live, they have made Troll Thumping on the Internet their way to celebrate the tradition.

What you need to know…
1.You can only thump a Troll on Troll Thumping Day, which is every February First. To thump before or after February First will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.
2.You may only thump a Troll on the brow. Anywhere else will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Thumping On The Internet…
This is tricky. The best way to thump a Troll on the internet is in forums. The idea is to bait the Troll to post in a forum..or just lurk in one and hope a Troll shows up. Immediately AFTER the Troll posts, you follow with a resounding thump by posting your club. If your thump does not immediately follow the Troll’s post, it doesn’t count!!!!!

It is after you thump a Troll that then, and only then, are you allowed a Pint of Ale. Drinking BEFORE a thump or after a BAD thump will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Troll Thumping FORUMS have been known to pop-up, where a thumper may go to post a link to a good thump, or just hang out with other Thumper's to tell tales and drink Ale.

TROLL THUMPING BEGINS AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 31ST AND ENDS EXACTLY AT MIDNIGHT ON FEBRAUARY 1ST!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, it is considered bad form and very bad luck for any one person to thump the same Troll more than once!!! Never do this. Once you have thumped a Troll, go find another one. Give someone else a shot at it.

That’s all you need to know."


All the Troll Thumping Skins are up and waiting for fellow thumpers to get what they need for the Holiday!

All the essential skins are out and brought to you in full thumping-glory by the Mother-Thumpers!

WB (with three skins): by theAVMAN
Troll Thumping Day

Desktop Sidebar: by Mike b1954
EMERALD FLAME
BLACK DRAGON
STUMPY

Logons: by 2of3
A Mother Thumping Logon Package

Bootskins: by rikalot
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Emerald Flame
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Stump
Troll Thumpers Order of the Black Dragon

RightClick: by Lantec
Troll Thumping Suite RC

Sysmetrix: by Lantec
Mother Thumper
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Mother Thumper

Cursor: by Drill'n Boss
Troll Thumping cxp

Dock icons: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Icons

Dock Backgrounds: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Zoomers
Motherthumper OD Tiles

DX Thumper:
Thump A Troll

DX countdown: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers Countdown

Other DX Gadgets
Mother Thumpers Calendars
Mother Thumpers Weather
Mother Thumpers Clocks

Wallpapers: by Po' Smedley
Order Of The Emerald Flame Pack
Order Of The Stump Pack
Order Of The Black Dragon Pack

Rainlendars:
A Mother Thumping Rainy Package

Logo (misc art):
Motherthumpers Outfitters


Happy Thumping!

Comments (Page 5)
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on Jan 31, 2006

Whoa, Boxxi. Dha Quwhene. One I hadn't heard of in a while. Never understood the whole 'shrine' thing.

Appears to be in one of his least garrish outfits.

Slightly legendary (albeit somewhat infamously), however his 'trolling' exploits are not generally mentioned in mixed company and never around the young.
on Jan 31, 2006
So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
William Shakespeare
(Grande Thumper 1599 thru 1616)


Just another man made famous for 'telling stories'
Find it odd he's "revered" for doing what little children get punished for.
But then man also elects the best liars to offices of power.
on Jan 31, 2006
TIC..TOC..TIC..TOC..
on Jan 31, 2006
*yawn*
on Jan 31, 2006
Guess I'll get in a few holes of golf.


on Jan 31, 2006
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T I C . . . T O C . . . T I C . . . T O C



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on Jan 31, 2006
Just an observation:

Your tirade seems to be woefully lacking (in the traditional generation of mistrust, protest and outrage) & there's seems to be not much hullabaloo going on....maybe you should change your nick to...Little Furor?

on Jan 31, 2006
on Jan 31, 2006
on Jan 31, 2006
on Jan 31, 2006
Your tirade seems to be woefully lacking

I haven't been on a 'tirade'. You seem to be the only one shouting. But as I have been with the druids all day in preperation, I have been deep in thought and have a moment to spare.

How quickly you forgot about good ole' Beruse Bnar, considering it was your idea to steal the eggs and leave him to take the fall. Did you ever consider the young shapeshifter he left at home, that would now be abandoned? Only to be found and raised by villagers and forced to take the shape of men, so that he may fit in? Forced to partake in Thumping Day against his own kind? Or that ..one day this po' Troll may come to seek revenge against the Troll that left his Father to rot in a dungeon?

But I ramble on...

Excuse me, now. I must finish my meditiation before the Thumping begins.
on Jan 31, 2006
O'lay
on Jan 31, 2006
And I won't even get into all the years the po' boy was denied Monkey-Lizard!





Popcorn is now available at the concession stand.
on Jan 31, 2006
LESS THAN 5 HOURS TIL THE THUMPING BEGINS.

Still time to gather round the fire, light your torches, and sing Thumping Songs.
on Jan 31, 2006
Gawd, just thump the darned troll already...
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