B U M P

B U M P

Crap, double post

mmmm 2days b4 my birthday, wonder if that makes me the Queen of thumpers

B U M P

I have a philosophical question regarding Troll Thumping Day.  It has to do with this part:

Thumping On The Internet…
This is tricky. The best way to thump a Troll on the internet is in forums. The idea is to bait the Troll to post in a forum.. (quoted from above)

Isn't "baiting" in a forum the very definition of a troll? http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/troll.htm

So, technically, if one wanted to go hog wild on Troll Thumping Day, could they not just go to a forum that allows anonymous posters and post as two separate entities, and THUMP themselves...sort of like voluntary sterilization? But also like self mutilation, which could result in one being involuntarily committed to a figurative psychiatric institute for being a danger to self, plus the aspect that the act of thumping grants the right to consume ale, which in some circles could be perceived as substance abuse?

(I should note here, that in the past, on multiple occasions, I have been accused to thinking too much.)

Take one troll thumper in right hand lift above head and allow to drop.

Should cure the thinking too much..

You are 'baiting' a troll. Think of it as putting cheese in the rat trap.

Sterilization only works if they are in fact a troll to begin with. What you are referring to is 'masochism'.  Though there have been reports of masochists using TTDAY for just such purposes, it is doubly sad because it just means that they can't get anyone to do it 'for' them. Which makes them quasi-masochists.  Think of them as the 'Diet-Coke' of maochists and take pity.

Or...leave them be and say 'Good Riddance'. I know it may seem harsh, but honestly, if a person cannot control their desire to thump, should they be allowed to play with their thumper at all?

Substance abuse, thumper abuse...look, when the lights go out we're all of age and consenting adults, right? I like to think of the ale as a lubricant to loosen one up for more enjoyable thumping. Infact, I hear that  Mother Thumper's Brewery has just come out with a new ale called 'Roofie-Lager'.

Nothing a good night of thumping and ale wouldn't cure.

25 days to prepare!

Where's the ammo dump?

  A year ago, he reappeared in the Hall of Tunga-Horth,

  from Nod he came, and no one saw, so his coming went ignored.

  A year to plot and plan revenge, his anger kept him warm,

  now free, to bring it all to pass, and unleash the storm.

  Falsely accused and jailed was he, Jack the Skinhit swore,

  that each and every Thumper would rue the day that they were born.

  A single thought, a childhood tale, he clung to in his prison,

  became his lone obsession.

 With no other eyes to see, he scoured the Hall, and ransacked every book,

 'til he found the Fairie Scrolls and sat to take a look.

  And as another year did pass, he gathered all that he would need,

  Tooth and root; wing and foot; and a sparrow he would bleed.

  On the eve of Thumping Day, up Wicklow Mountain he did climb,

  and in a fire he cast the lot and wove the spell to bind.

  He laughed and cursed and shook his fists at all who slept below

  and fell silent only when the sky began to snow.

 If all the tales he had ever heard in quatrains dim were true,

 a Troll there was no man could thump and his time was overdue

 Banished by the Fairie Queen, Jack the Skinhit would unlock,

 the doors that guard Elysium and unleash the Troll called Ragnarok!

Okay.

Noah I noticed you used order of the emerald flame I am not sure I can promise but If I can update any one of the six version to work on win7 which one would you like to see?