Po' Smedley's Life And Brain Drippings
O' A Thumpin' We Will Go
Published on January 28, 2006 By PoSmedley In New Releases
January 26, 2006...Troll Thumping Day came to WC!

Two years later, it's going strong with more Thumpers than a Troll could count with all his toes.

For those asking what Troll Thumping Day is...here is a brief history.
"TROLL THUMPING

Troll Thumping on the internet is quite easy and has become
quite popular, since most Troll’s have taken to hiding out on the world wide web. However, they still have the means to dwell within stumps that they create
from stray bites of deleted info. (This is where your torch will come in handy,
so that you can ‘smoke’ them out’.)

The object of Troll Thumping is not to ‘kill’ or ‘harm’ the Troll, but to just let him know you are aware of their presence. Truth be known, Troll’s rather enjoy being thumped and some have been known to hang large red flags above their stumps, making it easier for you to find them.

The history of Troll Thumping goes back hundreds of years to the Wicklow Mountains of Ireland. It was one of the greatest fires the mountain had ever seen and turned thousands of tree’s into burned out, hollow stumps. Everyone
knows how much Troll’s like the smell of burnt wood (Another reason they
look forward to Troll Thumping Day..as Troll’s are deathly afraid of fire, so they rely on US to give their stumps that ‘new burnt-stump’ smell) so the burnt out stumps became quickly occupied. It didn’t take long before the
Wicklow Mountains were over run with Troll’s, for, as we all know, Troll’s will
only multiply as the stump availability will allow. You better believe that the Troll’s got ‘jiggy’ with it after the fire left some 15,000 stumps in it’s wake.

It was discovered, quite accidentally, that a good ‘thump’ to the noggin would render a male Troll impotent for up to one year. So, the people of Wicklow would gather once a year to go Troll Thumping in order to keep the population down. Why not just ‘kill’ all the Troll’s? Because, as you well know, Troll dung is the best fertilizer there is for a variety of crops, but especially Wild Wicklow Roses.

Today, the wild Troll population is well controlled and protected, and Troll Thumping Day has become more about tradition than anything else. Since many folk cannot get to Wicklow or don’t know where any wild Troll’s live, they have made Troll Thumping on the Internet their way to celebrate the tradition.

What you need to know…
1.You can only thump a Troll on Troll Thumping Day, which is every February First. To thump before or after February First will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.
2.You may only thump a Troll on the brow. Anywhere else will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Thumping On The Internet…
This is tricky. The best way to thump a Troll on the internet is in forums. The idea is to bait the Troll to post in a forum..or just lurk in one and hope a Troll shows up. Immediately AFTER the Troll posts, you follow with a resounding thump by posting your club. If your thump does not immediately follow the Troll’s post, it doesn’t count!!!!!

It is after you thump a Troll that then, and only then, are you allowed a Pint of Ale. Drinking BEFORE a thump or after a BAD thump will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Troll Thumping FORUMS have been known to pop-up, where a thumper may go to post a link to a good thump, or just hang out with other Thumper's to tell tales and drink Ale.

TROLL THUMPING BEGINS AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 31ST AND ENDS EXACTLY AT MIDNIGHT ON FEBRAUARY 1ST!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, it is considered bad form and very bad luck for any one person to thump the same Troll more than once!!! Never do this. Once you have thumped a Troll, go find another one. Give someone else a shot at it.

That’s all you need to know."


All the Troll Thumping Skins are up and waiting for fellow thumpers to get what they need for the Holiday!

All the essential skins are out and brought to you in full thumping-glory by the Mother-Thumpers!

WB (with three skins): by theAVMAN
Troll Thumping Day

Desktop Sidebar: by Mike b1954
EMERALD FLAME
BLACK DRAGON
STUMPY

Logons: by 2of3
A Mother Thumping Logon Package

Bootskins: by rikalot
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Emerald Flame
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Stump
Troll Thumpers Order of the Black Dragon

RightClick: by Lantec
Troll Thumping Suite RC

Sysmetrix: by Lantec
Mother Thumper
1024

Mother Thumper

Cursor: by Drill'n Boss
Troll Thumping cxp

Dock icons: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Icons

Dock Backgrounds: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Zoomers
Motherthumper OD Tiles

DX Thumper:
Thump A Troll

DX countdown: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers Countdown

Other DX Gadgets
Mother Thumpers Calendars
Mother Thumpers Weather
Mother Thumpers Clocks

Wallpapers: by Po' Smedley
Order Of The Emerald Flame Pack
Order Of The Stump Pack
Order Of The Black Dragon Pack

Rainlendars:
A Mother Thumping Rainy Package

Logo (misc art):
Motherthumpers Outfitters


Happy Thumping!

Comments (Page 17)
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on Dec 31, 2008

I heard that

     Be Glad You're Family

 

on Dec 31, 2008

TROLL!

on Dec 31, 2008

It makes you want to hurt him...

on Dec 31, 2008

ZubaZ starts to polish his throbbing thumper . .   over and over again.

One can never be too ready, right? 

on Dec 31, 2008

For those that want to start preparing early: Get your troll on!

(https://forums.wincustomize.com/?aid=168173)

on Dec 31, 2008

Zubaz starts to polish his throbbing thumper . . over and over again.

You sick bastard.  This is an innocent troll thumping thread...

on Dec 31, 2008

 

Oh boy!

on Dec 31, 2008

I still don't get it?

on Jan 01, 2009

Tailsgirl would really get a kick out of reading "Get One On A Stick"....but I cant find it anywhere!

Po?

on Jan 01, 2009

*Backs away slowly and moves towards the cake*

C'mon guys, explain it to me like I was a 2 year old, cuz it sounds nifty

on Jan 01, 2009

Tailsgirl, all you need are two things: a Troll, and a large club. On Feb 1st hit Troll with large club = Troll Thumping on Troll Thumping Day.

troll 2  (trl)

n.
A supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, variously portrayed as a friendly or mischievous dwarf or as a giant, that lives in caves, in the hills, or under bridges.

thump  (thmp)

n.
1. A blow with a blunt object.
2. The muffled sound produced by or as if by a blow with a blunt object; a thud.
v. thumped, thump·ing, thumps
v.tr.
1. To beat with or as if with a blunt object so as to produce a muffled sound or thud.
2. Informal To beat soundly or thoroughly; drub.
v.intr.
1. To hit or fall in such a way as to produce a thump; pound.
2. To walk with heavy steps; stump.
3. To throb audibly.
on Jan 01, 2009

Okay, but a forum troll is someone that baits someone into making a flaming post.. right? that would make us the trollers, and the troll a victim?

on Jan 01, 2009

Tailsgirl

take a look here thread

the link to the original thread is dead but you can see some more of whats going on!

 

 

on Jan 01, 2009

Okay, but a forum troll is someone that baits someone into making a flaming post.. right? that would make us the trollers, and the troll a victim?

Now yer getting it.  And WC has it's own resident Troll.  Go back through the thread and you'll find him.    But don't thump him just yet, we've got 31 days till that blessed event.

on Jan 01, 2009

have misplaced my original thumper...   but found my mortar & pestle in the back of the cupboard....and improvised....

 

 

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