<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>The World In Smedley Vision! Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Po' Smedley's Life And Brain Drippings</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-06T00:30:03</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-06T00:30:03</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/317201</comments><description><![CDATA[I need a script that will do the following...<br/>&nbsp;On 'mouse up' have the obect/group fade out<br/>&nbsp;and<br/>&nbsp;another object/group fade in<br/><br/>if it's possible.<br/><br/>&nbsp;I'd like it to be able to work in reverse as well.<br/><br/>if that's possible as well.<br/><br/>&nbsp;I checked this tutorial&nbsp; http://wiki.wincustomize.com/wiki/DesktopX:_Scripting_Visibility_(Beginner)#Fading but it is for one object to constantly fade in and out. I can't figure how to alter it.<br/><br/><br/>I want to have the top tabs f...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/317201</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/317201</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Fading Script</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/314532</comments><description><![CDATA[Five years ago, this spring, I relocated from Pennsylvania to South Carolina. I was not informed that I would need a passport to make this move and have been paying for it ever since.&nbsp; There are very few conversations that I will get into with someone that don't take that turn. The one where they go completely off subject and flash me that slow grin. "You're not from around here, are you?"<br/><br/>&nbsp;My former pastors wife was a yankee. She tried to teach me how to fake the accent. She, and m...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/314532</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/314532</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>What's Your 'SIGN' ?</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/311906</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>So, I get an email asking &ldquo;Where&rsquo;s my Po?&rdquo;Actually, I get several. I considered responding each time, but honestly didn&rsquo;tknow where to start. So, I&rsquo;ll take partial blame for just not responding ingeneral. The rest I have to blame on life.&nbsp; Let&rsquo;s start with myjob. I&rsquo;m an area manager for a commercial janitorial service. I handle about 25accounts and some 30 odd employees as well as subcontractors&hellip;who work anywherefrom 3 .am to midnig...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/311906</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/311906</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Where's My Po?</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/308430</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>A couple years ago I posted my second IconPackage, "Shut Up And Kiss Me". Since I only have two, it would be silly to say it's my favorite, but it is special to me. Imade a 'His' and 'Hers' version of the package and was pretty proud of it. I still am.<br/><br/>&nbsp; In the few years I have been skinning I have been fortunate not to have anything ripped. I've joked that it's simply because my stuff isn't good enough. Well, apparently, that has changed. Yesterday it was brought to my attenti...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/308430</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/308430</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>A New Approach To Ripping</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/304491</comments><description><![CDATA[I recently upgraded my memory.  I have a very modest computer and finally grew tired of seeing the little pop-up telling me my virtual memory was low while I was in the middle of a Photoshop project. I went from 512MB to 2GB. I'm still getting the low virtual memory message. I know it can be adjusted and I also know if you don't do it right, it can just make the performance worse.<br/> This is what I am working with.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/> Any help would be appreciated. I know there is probably a standard set...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/304491</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/304491</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Virtual Memory Question</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/304487</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;Grab a free copy of the normally-$20 DVD ripper FairUse Wizard 2, which converts DVDs to video files playable by a slew of devices. Back up your DVDs to your computer or watch 'em on your iPhone/iPod touch, AppleTV, Zune, Xbox 360, PS3 or TiVo with FairUse, which automatically rips and compresses the DVD using the DiVX, XViD, or H.264 codecs. FairUse can detect multiple television episodes on a DVD, too.  FairUse is a limited-time free do...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/304487</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/304487</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>FairUse DVD Ripper Free for a Limited Time</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/303376</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>It was only my second week as a freshman in high school. My second week in freshman German. I don't know why I found myself asking a question that would only result in more peer abuse being rained down upon me. Yet, there I was. Looking at Mrs. Henry, our German teacher and asking her what 'Dumesel' meant.&nbsp; She looked at me for a brief moment and asked where I had heard it.<br/><br/>&nbsp;"My grandmother." I replied.<br/><br/>&nbsp;"Was your grandmother German?"<br/><br/><br/>&nbsp;"Oh, no!" I snapped...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/303376</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/303376</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>The Coffee Mug Story</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/303344</comments><description><![CDATA[ Launchy 2.0 goes beyond it's ability to be a lightning-fast application launcher. Besides opening apps, folder, and files, you can do more with this one little application than I thought possible.Launchy can -Remember The Milk - Post reminders to Remember The MilkPost to your Google CalendarTwit with Launchy - You can set reminders on Twitters Timer and update your status on Twitter.Append text to filesSearch Google and a host of other sites like WikipediaIndex your Music, Pictures, Files, Cust...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/303344</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/303344</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Launchy 2.0</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/301352</comments><description><![CDATA[ <br/><br/><br/> <br/><br/>HEY!<br/><br/> Are you a member of  Personal Page Elite ?<br/> Have you had work sent to your personal gallery instead of the main gallery?<br/><br/> Then you ARE a memeber of the Elite!!!!<br/><br/> Check out the New Weekly Poll!<br/><br/> If you don't want your work automatically rejected when it doesn't meet the standards (back to the old way) then save The Personal Page Elite! Only your VOTE can save The Personal Page Elite!<br/><br/> If you've gotten your personalized Personal Page Elite Award, paste it in the ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/301352</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/301352</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Save The Personal Page Elite!!!</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/301096</comments><description><![CDATA[In the PM area and now in the forums...when I type a reply or try to write a new forum post,<br/>it's going v e r y&nbsp; s l o w. I'm a hunt and peck typer, yet I could type the dictionary up to Z<br/>before the word Apple ever appears on the screen. Currently, because it is so slow and will not allow me to<br/>anything else on my PC til the words catch up, I have to type my stuff in notepad first<br/>and paste it here.<br/><br/>&nbsp;With my PC at work, I don't have this problem at all. On both, I am running th...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/301096</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/301096</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>TWO Questions for the Super Geeks</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/176657</comments><description><![CDATA[ This is an addition to the Happy Birthday Community project. In the last Community Project, I was fortunate enough to have theAVMAN take the images I would make and apply them in SkinStudio to make the Troll Thumping Day Windowblinds.<br/><br/> Since I have yet to complete a Windowblind, I thought I would see how far I could get with just some help from all you experts out there. I’m not asking for anyone to ‘put it together’ but to just follow this thread and offer tips, advice, or just tell me ‘how...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/176657</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/176657</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Birthday Suite : Build The Blind With Me pt.I</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/174907</comments><description><![CDATA[ I don't know if anyone has seen this. It's one of the funniest video's I have seen in a long while. There are also 4 more parts to it. All of them will have you rolling out of your chair.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/174907</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/174907</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Do You Suck At Photoshop?</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/174896</comments><description><![CDATA[     "Time Warner's AOL has acquired Goowy, San Diego-based flash widget startup for an undisclosed sum. Widgetized versions of AOL properties could be the next step for the dinosaur ISP."<br/><br/> I love a good widget, so I went to check out Goowy.<br/><br/>"Goowy, a tiny, six-employee outfit which currently has partnerships with Brightcove, Veoh, MTV, VH1, and Red Bull, hosts and syndicates widgets developed on its own yourminis platform."<br/><br/> Goowy offers 'yourminis' widgets and the 'goowy webtop'.  The...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/174896</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/174896</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>AOL Enters The World Of Widgets And It's All Goowy</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/173246</comments><description><![CDATA[ I have ZoneAlarm Security Suite version:7.0.462.000. I don't use it's antivirus.<br/><br/> I have not been able to get into Frostwire or Stardock IRC. I have tried setting the programs to trusted and allow all the way across. Nothing. Even when I turn off ZA, both programs still tell me 'Blocked by ZoneAlarm'.<br/><br/> Can anyone help with this?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/173246</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/173246</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>Zone Alarm Pro Problems</title></item><item><author>Po' Smedley</author><comments>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/172189</comments><description><![CDATA[ I've tried a few of the virtual community type services and social networking. None of them impressed me much. Then, I came across this in RSS.<br/><br/>&nbsp;YOOWALK is a representation of the worldwide web as a 3D world where you can:     Browse the web in 3D with your avatar     Build a 3D version of your website     Have your own room in 3D     Meet people and hang out with them It's barely in Beta and they are accepting preregistration for beta testers. I decided to sign up and thought that ther...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/172189</guid><link>http://posmedley.joeuser.com/article/172189</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:04 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T00:30:04</pubDateParsed><title>YOOWALK- Walk Around The Web</title></item></channel></rss>